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[[File:Beefraveaspie.jpg|thumb|right|The man who thought he owned the world...]]
[[File:BeefraveEmbracesAutisum.jpg|thumb|Right|Obviously his coolness comes from his split tongue.]]
If anyone were to come close to [[Jacknstock|Jacknstock's]] level of persistent dickery, despite the unthinkable levels of Autism and pure stupidity required to do so, that man-child would be '''Beefrave'''.

[[powerword|Aaron S. Pawlowski]] (formerly Aaron Scott Worley) first signed onto [[ED IRC]] in April of 2011, after discovering the glory of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] via the [[Ohinternet|temporary set-back that occurred around that time]]. Being straight out of 4chan, Beefrave began spending his jobless days spamming unfunny bullshit into IRC. At first he was believed to be a troll that [[BLACK_MAN|refused to break character]] and left [[Dau.pl|daumode always on]]. Unfortunately for him, his true colors were soon revealed as he was effectively trolled to the point of no recovery, constantly returning for more.

Beefrave is also an admitted pedophile, who, believing he was undoxable, openly admitted to owning a large folder of child pornography. At the same time, he spends many of his jobless days conversing with underage girls on [[Skype]], some of which came back at him. It's strange, but quite hilarious, that [[faggot|he opted to take his wife's last name in marriage]]. His wife, [[powerword|Rachel Polackski]], is his excuse for this behavior. Trapped in a loveless marriage to a ravenous [[hambeast|snorlax]], Aaron's only escape is to flirt and swap dick pix with 14 year old girls via [[Habbo Hotel|Habbo Hotel]]. Constantly insisting to be a bbw lover, Beefrave refuses to admit that his current wife is the best he would ever do. Even worse, Rachel is the bread winner of the household, doing all the work just to keep her manchild safe from the dangers of the outside world. Take it to heart, folks... don't marry the first enormous cunt that let's you stick your dick in her twice. To describe him in as few words as possible, beefrave is a jobless, talentless loser that thinks he is the next best thing to come to the internet.

==Creativity==
Beefrave attempted to gain some sort of e-fame through his YouTube channel which consists of stolen meme remixes ran through Windows Movie Maker in order to bring the audio to ear-splitting decibels and the video altered to a blob of over contrasted colors making it obnoxiously unwatchable. Aaron has [[lie|claimed]] on numerous occasions to be in partnership with Youtube. Given the [[bullshit|fine care and effort]] put into each video, it is highly unlikely. 

==Reality==
{{center|<video type="vimeo" id="41219607" width="500" height="450" desc="This is what an autistic faggot in its natural habitat looks like" frame="true" position="center"/><br>'''Beefrave IRL'''}}

{{center|Want some more? '''YOU KNOW YOU DO''', you sick fuck. '''WARNING:''' ''High levels of autism ahead''. Proceed with caution.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpourd_beaver-boys_sport
Look at that fat bastard...ugh.}}

==Lies==
[[File:Beefravetimheidecker.png|thumb|right|I HOPE THIS MAKES MY E-FRIENDS BELIEVE ME]]
Beefrave is known for outrageous claims about his allegedly awesome lifestyle, which include but are not limited to:


Occupations:
*Was a firefighter pulled from wreckage during 9/11 (Beefrave was born in 1984, meaning he would have been 17, and in school, at the time)
*Was in the process of becoming a law enforcement officer.
*Worked for [[MTV]] and [[Adult Swim]] (no records indicate he has had a stable job in the past few years...or ever)
*Is an ED staff member (was immediately rejected)

Friends:
*Is being harassed by porn star [[Wikipedia:James Deen|James Deen]].
*Was raised by a black man on the streets of Chicago (not making this one up)
*Is friends with [[Bam Margera]] and that they hang out on a regular basis
*Was at [[Wikipedia:Ryan Dunn|Ryan Dunn]]'s funeral

Homes:
*Lives in Nevada (lives in New York)
*Owns a boat

==IRL==
===Helping disabled black women===
Despite regularly proclaiming his hatred for autists and niggers on the internet, Beefrave gladly assists [[Sheneequa|Sheneequas]] find employment.
[[File:Beefravehelpsblackwomen.png|center|800px]]

===Arrested===
In 2004, Beefrave was arrested after he and a buddy where able to somehow get ahold of an (unarmed) rocket launcher and decided it would be an awesome idea to wave it around in public.

{{squote|Man brandishes rocket launcher during argument SYRACUSE, NY — A Syracuse, New York, man got the scare of his life when another man pointed a rocket launcher at him during an argument. Luckily, the weapon had already been used and was inoperable.

Police say the two men were arguing when one of them pulled the rocket launcher out of his girlfriend's vehicle, pulled off the cap, extended the tube and pointed it at the other man.

Police later seized the rocket launcher. No charges were filed.

The man said the rocket launcher came from a friend who had used it in training at Fort Drum.|[http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1209509/posts Man brandishes rocket launcher during argument ]}}

Beefrave later added:

{{squote|hell ya its real
and thanks
check me out on youtube
my profile is
IAMSPLITTONGUE}}

His [[spastic|calm and collected]] reason:
{{squote|i DID NOT EVEN HAVE THE USED ANTI TANK WEAPON ON ME HE KNEW I OWNED ONE WE HAD BEE FREINDS BUT HE FOUND OUT I WAS GOING INTO LAW ENFORCEMENT, SO WHEN I REACHED IN MY JEEP FOR MY BASEBALL BAT THE ARTICLE HERE DIDT SAY THAT HE HAD A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE AND I ALREADY GOT SUCKER PUNCHED SO I TREID TO PULL MY BAT OUT AND MY FIANCE PERSWADEED ME TO NOT FIGHT THIS GUY SO I LEFT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE STARTED YELLING HES GOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!
ALSO LATER I GOT IT BACK
AFTER A LAUGH
AARON WORLEY
SYRACUSE NY
I KNOW MY SPELLING IS BAD IM RIDING IN A CAR AS OF NOW}}

==Round one==
{{main|Amber Buttrum}}
[[File:Mewenbrown.jpg|thumb|right|The person responsible for driving a 28 year old man into hiding]]
[[File:Fatwife.jpg|thumb|right|Beefrave's infamous wedding photo, dubbed "fatwife.jpg"]]
The downhill spiral of Beefrave began after he was introduced to notorious 14-year-old (At the time) troll Mewen Brown. While sounding like a petite threat to any sane person, Mewen has perfected a way to bring grown men to tears through her army of aspies believing they are defending an innocent girl. Originally used as a weapon against [[Amber Buttrum]], Mewen realized Beefrave's potential to be trolled and thus started the ruining of Aaron Pawlowski.

Beginning with exposing Beefrave as a "jobless faggot living with his [[:File:Fatwife.jpg|fat wife's]] parents" Mewen's actions resulted in Beefrave escalating to such levels of butthurt that he phoned in the police on porn star James Deen, who's identity is utilized by Mewen, as well as known Autist Philip Gipson.

<pre style="background:none;border:none">
[10/28/2011 10:02:05 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen and Mewen are on my side.
[10/28/2011 10:02:09 PM] beef rave esq: NO THEY AREN T
[10/28/2011 10:02:10 PM] beef rave esq:  i am
[10/28/2011 10:02:34 PM] Philip Gipson: You've no one to blame but you.
[10/28/2011 10:03:02 PM] Philip Gipson: James Deen is my idol, and he'll always protect me.
[10/28/2011 10:03:06 PM] beef rave esq: lol
[10/28/2011 10:03:10 PM] beef rave esq:  not from the cops.
[10/28/2011 10:03:12 PM] beef rave esq: :)
[10/28/2011 10:03:22 PM] beef rave esq:  after the police csi read what you typed.
[10/28/2011 10:03:25 PM] beef rave esq: and attempted.
[10/28/2011 10:03:26 PM] Philip Gipson: Yes, he will.
[10/28/2011 10:03:29 PM] beef rave esq:  u are doing jail time lololol
[10/28/2011 10:03:30 PM] beef rave esq: :)
</pre>

Even after being told internet drama was irrelevant to people who handle actual crime, he later dialled the police again.

<pre style="background:none;border:none">
[1:15:51 AM] beef rave esq:  what ever u say bud.  all i have to say i s. enjoy. the police visit.
[1:16:10 AM] beef rave esq: montgomery county sherrifs dept. servs dayton. which mean s they will be .
[1:16:19 AM] beef rave esq: at you r house 13oo or 1pm . if you will
[1:16:21 AM] beef rave esq: so
[1:16:25 AM] beef rave esq: get ready
</pre>

[[File:Beefraveisangry.png|center|thumb|700px|'''<span style="color:red;font-size:20px;">RAGE</span>''']]

==As a disgraced Dramatican==
After being brutally trolled, no less by a 14-year-old girl, Beefrave attempted to redeem himself with a final attempt to join the [[Sysop|cool kids club]] of ED. Needless to say, he was rejected and any privileges he had were quickly stripped. Believing the sysops didn't communicate, Beefrave tried to social ops from anyone who would give them, resulting in him being exposed as a career liar. By now, he is flattened with the Banhammer.

==Chronicle.su==
After his initial boot from ED, Aaron leeched onto chronicle.su, a mock news site that produces false articles like the death of Lil Wayne. It only took 4 months before Aaron's brain broke and his unbearable faggotry spewed into their domain. Immediately, users were aggravated to extreme levels and began referring to Aaron by his [[faggot|birth name]]. Noticing he wasn't getting his way, Aaron proceed to slam himself on the floor and pound his fists into the ground. Unable to cope with his unpopularity, Aaron attempted to [[delete everything|delete everything]]. As usual, Aaron failed at the simplest of tasks and was promptly flattened with the banhammer.

For a quick rundown of the event that transpired, please check the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/1cCapm6b

==BlogTalkRadio==
As a last resort, Beefrave became a [[BlogTalkRadio]] host, hoping his last chance at e-fame would prove to be successful. Needless to say, his endeavors were far less fortunate than he had planned. The show is basically a 30 minute autistic circle jerk for beefrave and his two [[faggots|friends]] to fantasize how great their lives would be if they weren't completely incompetent morons. The show is 90% [[retarded|juvenile humor involving the anus]], 5% lies about the [[bullshit|money generated by the show and how cool his life is]], and 5% [[butthurt|beefrave saying he's not taking calls]]. This is unfortunate, as the only entertaining part of the 30 minute trip through Retardville would be some [[trolling|listener feedback]]. Funnier still, this travesty of radio has a commercial break where NOTHING PLAYS. Big surprise, no ad revenue for this fuckfest of retardation.

{{quote|21:43  +Lorentz: beefrave humor formula ->  say fuck a whole bunch,  ask people to call in to the 5 listener radio blog -> hang up on them and stumble over saying various badly formed and unfunny insults while speaking IRL DAU...  

21:44  &hipcrime: dont forget butts}}

Every show follows the basic plan of:
#Beefrave attempts to be funny while repeating "butts" countless times
#Beefrave receives relentless trolling
#Beefrave cries and/or rages for the remainder of the show

===Beefrave issues a death threat===
<pre style="border:none;background:none;">
2012-03-26 	11:22:27 PM 	Radio HATE 		don't ***ing call in
2012-03-26 	11:22:36 PM 	Radio HATE 		i'll kill you if you call in
</pre>

===Trolled by Rootbrian===
As pathetic as the concept may seem, Beefrave's autism is at such a level that he was successfully trolled by known lolcow [[Rootbrian]].

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==Beefrave vows to take down ED==
<pre style="background:none;border:none;">
07:59 &Meepsheep: beefrave = mad
07:59 beefrave: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
07:59 +lorentz: aw shit they have t shirts now http://i.imgur.com/7jiPE.jpg
07:59 +Zalgo: Title: [71.7 KB file, type: image/jpeg] (at i.imgur.com)
07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
07:59 &Meepsheep: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
07:59 &Meepsheep: lmao
07:59 beefrave: AND ILL DO IT TO EVERYONE.
07:59 &Meepsheep: TAKING DOWN ED
07:59 --- beefrave is now known as WTFuxor47439
07:59 WTFuxor47439: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
07:59 WTFuxor47439: YOU JUST DONT LIEK YOU OWN MEDICINE FURRY
</pre>

===Sockfest 2012===
Aaron's master plan to destroy ED once and for all involves the creation of sock accounts and shit posting the ED Forums until everyone quits. His socks are all the "victims" of his unique brand of "trolling" I.E repeating poorly written insults over 9000 times and passing out on the keyboard from smoking way too much Mexican dirt weed. The list grows everyday. 

===Socks and internet minions of Aaron Scott Pawlowski (maiden name Aaron Scott Worley)===
*Ambear Buttrammer
*Tablecunt
*Takeysi
*beefrave's pimp
*beefrave's groupies
*beefrave fan
*ChrisCHANN
*beefrave's minion

===List of People Trolled by Beefrave===

[[File:Tumbleweed.gif|800px]]

===List of People that have Trolled Beefrave===
*[[Amber_Buttrum#Mewen_Brown|Mewen Brown]]
*[[Philip Gipson]]
*[[Amber Buttrum]]
*[[Equivamp]]
*[[Ickeriss69]]
*[[Tablecow]]
*[[Taekesi]]
*[[Birdman]]
*[[Bam Margera]]

If you've ever disagreed with him, you're a troll...[[Chris-Chan|sounds very familiar, yes?]]

==The Faces of Autism==

{{center|<gallery>
File:Beefrave1.jpg|If that isn't a face that indicates anal pain, I don't know what is.
File:Beefrave2.jpg|An attempt to relive his disappointing childhood?
File:Beefrave3.jpg|Not the only thing that goes in there
File:Beefrave4.jpg|Wanna-be hipster
File:Chats.jpg|Your basic conversation with Aaron. Dau up until the end.
File:SuperAutism.jpg|There are no words to describe this.
File:Beefbeard.jpg|Hunting for that underage poon on Skype.
File:DerpRave.jpg|He still thinks he's 12, for fucks sake.
File:Beeftism.jpg|"I take pics of myself because no one else will."
File:BeefraveLiesMore.jpg|More spectacular lying from the master of autistic bullshit himself.
File:BeefraveCantForget.jpeg| Months after the whole thing, his [[butthurt|butthurt]] persists.
File:BeefravesShitShack.jpg| This is the shit shack Aaron and his fat, hungry wife live in. It's pathetic.
</gallery>}}

==Contact==
*Tele: '''(315) 487-4872'''
*Cell phone: '''(315) 727-6807'''
*E-mail: beefrave@yahoo.com
*Home Address: 4897 Grolier Rd Syracuse, NY 13215-2252
*Education (or lack thereof): Paul V Moore High School (class of 2002)
*Age: 28, born 1984
*Skype: beef rave esq
*Wife:
**Rachel L Pawlowski
**[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=769703858 Facebook]
*Mother-in-law:
**Susan C Pawlowski
**[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1835026307 Facebook]
*Father-in-law:
**Edward D Pawlowski

==See Also==
*[[CIGARSEX]] - His forced meme from [[EDF2]]
*[[RedMachineD]] - Similar story
*[[D-Malice|ShardDax]] - Another similar story
*[[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]]
*{{Fb|cigarsex|His Facebook}}
*{{Fb|rachelppppppppppppppppp|His wife's Facebook}}-Bawwwwleeted
*{{twitter|beefrave_}} - his Twitter
*{{yt|u|IAMSPLITTONGUE|His YouTube (most videos are private because he is afraid of trolls)}}
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Beefrave Attempts at self-promotion on Wikipedia]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/74.106.18.109 Sockpuppeteer]
*[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/chazz-razzlowski/39/a79/899/ His LinkedIn profile. It's packed with bullshit.]
*[https://www.facebook.com/hourofmagar Another attempt at self-promotion on Facebook.]
*[https://twitter.com/the_magar_hour Taste the autism from Twitter!]

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