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[[Image:Davedays youtube.jpg|thumb|right|obviously [[asking for it]]]]
	
[[Image:Davedays youtube lol.jpg|thumb|right|Days responds to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]]]
	
'''Davedays''' is "a total faggot".
	
Dave "Days" Daysetti, is most likely the worst thing that has ever happened to [[YouTube]].com, other than [[Smosh]], [[Fred]] and [[Google]] AdSense. Most of Dave Days [[YouTube]] clips consist of [[vlog]]s and promises expressed in song. Dave is a [[faggot]]. He has [[gay]] hair, and eyes which many could get sick of in about never.  Dave's claim to fame is his [[YouTube]] clips and the fact his legion of one fan came onto [[ED]] to delete everything, coz they're all stupid [[emo]] [[fags]]. Dave plays guitar like a drunk five year old and sings like a middle age woman on karioke night. He also spends the day sitting on his huge ego. He is the founder of much of the [[fag]]otry on the internet. His record isn't worth listening to as it's shit. In late 2008 it was revealed that Dave has and obsession with molesting Children, Pie and sucking his own [[cock]]. Davedays is a total fucking faggot who brought shame and dishonour to the internet, the day he decided to click Upload to YouTube. Since then retards who have no fucking life started watching his shit parodies, and somehow he racked up millions of views from disillusioned people, who are stupid enough to think he has any talent whatsoever. A good example of this is this fail video, which shows that he has no life and instead makes videos of himself frolicking around in his mom's basement with a carboard cutout of [[Miley Cyrus]].

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'''Shows how much spare time he has!'''

	
When not busy on [[Stickam]] [http://www.stickam.com/profile/davedays], Dave can be found sneaking. Dave is also argued to be a cross breed hybrid between [[Daxflame]], and [[Sxephil]]. Nevertheless sorry ladies, he's taken by the power of [[Crossland|Jesus Christ]].
	
Oh yeah, and he has the biggest fucking jewnose you ever saw.
[[Image:Davenose.png|thumb|right|The [[Jew|Nose.]]]]
	
{{quote|My name is Dave. I do know why I bought this site. I must've done it whilst my head was up my ass! Check out my videos for an interesting... yet fun experience of true [[homosexuality]] :-)|Dave Days}}
	
{{quote|All of these people, are complete idiots. It's all [[Tom Serson]]'s fault...|Dave Days}}

{{quote|I enjoy having [[incest]] sex with my mother, and watching her [[cream]] all over my crap, overused green shirt|Dave Days}}
	
{{quote|Report them all to the [[internet police]], why are they not [[ROFL]]ing?|anonymous Dave Days fangirl on [[Stickam]]}}
	
==his videos==
	
Davedays videos are all [[shit]] parodies of other songs, as he is too much of a [[retard]] to come up with his own ideas, or just slander better [[jewtube|jewtubers]].
	
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<center>'''Ironic, he is also a JewTube celebrity.'''</center>
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<center>'''Dave confessing his love for cardboard '''</center>
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==Controversy==
*Within less than 24 hours of posting, these two came onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to edit this amazingly truthful article.
Badboy007, and LeSHok are clearly asking for it. You can help by creating massive flame wars with them and reminding them that [[ED]] is satire. These two users are [[faggots]] and should be treated as such. They have no life and so resort to shoving their hand up dave"faggot "days already huge [[asshole]] because off all the [[cock]] he's had up there.

==See Also==

*[[Fred]]
*[[Miley Cyrus]]
*[[Jew]]

==Resources==
*{{youtube2|davedays|davedays on YouTube}}
*[http://www.davedays.com/ zomg davedays.com i just came]
*[http://www.stickam.com/profile/davedays davedays stickam]
*[http://www.blogtv.com/people/davedays davedays blogtv page]

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