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'''Cansema&reg;''' (a.k.a. '''Black Salve''') is a [[Jesus|miraculous]] [[cancer]] cure that the [[Jewnited States]]' [[government]] and the [[Jews|NWO]] don't want [[you]] to know about since it has the potential to destroy the most [[Jewgold|profitable]] [[AIDS|disease]] since Jonas Salk{{Jew}} successfully milked [[James Huberty|Polio]] for all it was worth back in the [[At least 100 years ago|1950s]]. Black salve works by drawing the [[cancer]] cells out of your body along with all of the other cells that make up [[Penis|the parts of your body]] that you apply it to – after all, [[Captain Obvious|cancer can't survive on your skin if you don't have any of that pesky skin]].

== Success! ==

[[File:NoseFallOffGirl.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Cancer]] successfully eliminated.]]

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== Black Salve 4 ur Butt ==

[[File:HowToDieHorribly.jpg|thumb|250px|How to [[kill yourself]] and ensure that you die as horribly as possible.]]

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== See Also ==

* [[Krokodil]]
* [[Cancer]]
* [[Skub]]
* [[Dumbfuck]]


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