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[[Image:Hello.jpg|frame|center|OMG,[[:Image:Worsethangoatse.jpg| GET ME OUTTA HERE]]!]]
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'''Goatse''' predates [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and is still the most overused [[shock image]] here. It is also the inspiration for endless attempts to force [[TOW]] to have an article on anal stretching. Goatse was the favorite meme of the [[GNAA]] early on, but had become such an [[old meme]] that by two years ago, a job fair in Europe modelled its entrance on his open-anus gesture. Nobody [[fucktard|knows]] or [[you|cares]] how Goatse got its name.

== Fun Facts ==

[[File:G04ts3.PNG‎|thumb|right|Ohai]]
[[Image:LimewireGoatse.jpg|thumb|left|Prefered program for goatse users.]]
[[Image:Hard_choice?.jpg|thumb|Hard Choice]]
[[Image:Tha_moon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The initial <font face="Impact">[[Pun|impact]]</font> of Goatse]]
[[Image:Oshitgoatse.jpg|thumb|Another initial reaction]]
[[Image:Goatsemovie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Oh, look - there's a movie out about [[you]]!]]
[[Image:Menwhostareatgoatse.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Poster of the above movie. A sure hit.]]
[[Image:Arrogantgoatse.jpg|thumb|centre|400px|A challenger appears. Time for some moar [[Bawww|Bawwwwww]] ]]
<video type="youtube" id="gZXE8T163ZE" width="300" height="200" desc="[[Doing it wrong]]" frame="true" position="right"/>
These [[fact]]s are all [[true]]:

* Goatse was hosted on a webserver in [[Kansas City]], making it yet another example in the city's long and storied list of trolls.
* Goatse has made an utterly benign image title - '''"hello.jpg"''' - anathematic. Need proof? [http://www.google.com/search?&q=Hello.jpg Google "Hello.jpg".] The first two links are [[TOW]]'s [[Wikipedia:Goatse.cx|Goatse.cx]] and [[Wikipedia:Shock site|Shock site]] pages. The second is a related [[Albinoblacksheep]] [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hellojpg Flash animation] and the third is [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]'s very own copy of [[:Image:Hello.jpg|hello.jpg]].
* Upset after being [[Trolled|Goatse'd]]? Don't worry: the person who Goatse'd you obviously got Goatse'd themselves; otherwise, they wouldn't have known of the site.
* The Goatse guy seems to be married because he has a ring on his hand.
* The Goatse guy appears to have either a rather large pilonidal cyst or a second, [[virgin]] [[asshole]].
* Goatse is the most infamous member of [[The Power 5]].
* The Goatse guy's best friend is [[The Giver]].
* Goatse can refer to the man in the picture, the picture itself ([[:Image:Hello.jpg|hello.jpg]]), the [[list of sex moves|sex move]], or the website that started it all.
* Goatse enjoys long walks on the beach and [[Giant dildo of death|FUCKING HUGE DILDOS]]
* Despite what you see in the picture (study it for a moment) the human intestine is not a big truck you can dump something into, but a [[series of tubes]].
* It is supposedly now illegal [http://shii.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/goatse-now-illegal-in-the-united-states/ in the United States]
* There are [[over 9000|way too fucking many]] links to Goatse on [[ED]].
* Goatse has NOTHING to do with goats.
* In some Dutch (more specifically Flemish) dialects Goatse means "small opening". The correct Dutch word is "gaatje".

==Legislation Inspired by Goatse==

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:'''§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet'''
:'''(a)''' IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 10 years.

:'''(b)''' MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not moar than 20 years.

:'''(c)''' CONSTRUCTION.—For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as ‘sex’ or ‘porn’, is not misleading.

:'''(d)''' DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section—HR 4472 EAS.
::'''(1)''' the terms ‘material that is harmful to minors’ and ‘sex’ have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and
::'''(2)''' the term 'source code’ means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.
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That means that you cannot misleadingly link it because you could trick people into viewing obscenity. However feel free to link it via [[AIM]], [[IRC]] or your favorite chat client because the fact that they are told what every URL actually is technically (arguably) means they are not being tricked. 

== The Man Behind The Anus ==
[[Image:Kirk_johnson.jpg|frame|right|After a hard day's stretching, Kirk Johnson takes time to relax (his ass) at home and enjoy the beauty of nature]]

One very persistent [[internets]] [[homosexual|user]] spent months and months trawling all the [[gay]] erotica and [[anal]] stretching newsgroups and eventually located the star of this picture, by '''[[facepalm|matching the pattern of moles on his ass]]'''. It is with many [[lulz]] that ED advises the world that the Goatse guy's real name is '''Kirk Johnson''', and he posts pictures and videos of himself regularly on the [[newsgroup]] alt.binaries.erotica.male.anal.

He also posts regularly on [[Imagefap]], and has [[Over 9000|thousands]] ([[trying too hard|I'm not shitting you]]) of pictures of his flexible poopchute. He has multiple videos as well (not for the faint of heart) You can even hear Kirk Johnson's voice! Kirk currently posts videos on http://www.pornhub.com/users/KirkJ
== Linx ==

Goatse.cx originally linked to Urinalpoop.org and Dolphinsex.org, both of which are now [[Baleeted|parked]]. Thankfully, [[Dolphinsex]] continues right here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]. The mere link to Dolphinsex was cited specifically in an official complaint and was used as one of the major reasons why Goatse was [[B&]] from the [[Australia|Christmas Island]] top-level domain (.cx):

{{quote|[Goatse.cx links] to [[Illegal|unlawful]] [[obscene]] content (site which describes how to have [[Bestiality|sex with dolphins]])|Rhonda Clarke|on the [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/goatse.cx11.01.2004.pdf Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA) Limited AUP Complaint Form]}}

{{squote|I appreciate that the Christmas Island community takes immense pride in it’s natural beauty - of which the spinning dolphins are an important part, and note that the links to the [[Dolphinsex|dolphin sex]] web site would have been highly [[offensive]] to the users of the IT Centre, particularity children.|Garth Miller of the CIIA|in [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/aup.noticeofcomplaint.pdf a spelling-error filled final decision to suspend Goatse.cx]}}

== January 14, 2004: The Dream Dies ==
[[Image:Gizgoat.JPG|thumb|right|Dream is dead: [[2006]]/[[2007]] [[European]] job fair with Goatse-themed entrance]]

On January 11, 2004, Rhonda Clarke - a whiny resident of the tiny, [[Australian]] pseudocolony known as Christmas Island suffering from [[Butthurt|post-Goatse syndrome]] - submitted a [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/goatse.cx11.01.2004.pdf formal complaint] to the Christmas Island Internet Administration (CIIA) and a [http://www.petitiononline.com/goatsedo/petition.html official Gooate on Google petition]. Only three days later, the heartless [[bureaucratic fucks]] on the island [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/aup.noticeofcomplaint.pdf suspended goatse.cx pending review]. Although the exact sequelae are unknown, the registrant may simply have [[Pussy|failed to respond]], leading to Goatse.cx being automatically [[permabanned]] 60 days later (March 12, 2004).

{{squote|There can be no doubt that will be [[Some argue|viewed by some]] as “[[censorship]]” and a restriction of “freedom of speech”, however the board has specifically drafted polices which give CIIA latitude to (act in the absence of a court order) when there is a compelling public interest in doing so... The “freedom of speech” does not extend to use of our community owned network to facilitate unlawful activity or to intentionally harass or [[offend]] internet users.|[[Douchebag|Garth Miller]]|the only person on Earth that uses air quotes when saying "freedom of speech"}}

<br>To his credit, however, Garth appeared to sympathize with the ethical [[nihilism]] of the internet and to understand Goatse. We can be confident that he was fully aware of the [[harm]] he was inflicting on [[trolls]] everywhere:
[[Image:Wall e.jpg|thumb|right|Goatse was the inspiration for a [[popular]] [[movie]]]]

{{squote|...goatse.cx is a well know [sic] “[[shock site]]” which is intended (one can assume) to be humorous. Although we have received numerous informal complaints, most have raised objections to the images. Although the images could generally be considered to be are offensive and crude, they do not represent [[CP|child]] ( or other forms ) of illegal pornography. '''By internet standards the imagery''' - although intentionally [[offensive]], '''is relatively tame'''...<br><br>...goatse.cx is... one of the Internets more popular shock sites - it is common practice for many “internet [[trolls]]” and third parties to embed hidden links to this site.}}

==Goatse on [[YouTube|JewTube]]==
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== Uses of Goatse ==
[[Image:time_goatse.jpg|thumb|right|Accidental(?) troll]]

* [[Troll]]ing
* [[Abner Louima|Police work]]
* [[Fifty Hitler Post| Fifty Goatse post]]
* [http://www.livejournal.com/users/kalephunk/459479.html Vanity license plates]
* [http://www.loveandpride.com/Product/ProductInfo.aspx?id=8161 Goatse leather bracelets]
* [http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/ A tribute to Goatse]
* [http://admin.imagefap.com/profile.php?user=KirkJ&type=1 Kirk Johnson's official website and fan club]
* [http://www.flickr.com/groups/firstgoatse/pool/ First reactions to Goatse] at [[Flickr]]
* [http://www.detroithardcore.com/ Another] well known [[shock site]] with a familiar star
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== Galleries ==

{{cg|The Complete Kirk Johnson Collection|KJWin|center|<gallery>
Image:Gap1.jpg|Uploaded
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Image:Gap4.jpg|You
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Image:Gap7.jpg|Goatse
Image:Gap8.jpg|Set
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Image:Gap9.jpg|So
Image:Gap10.jpg|All
Image:Gap11.jpg|You
Image:Gap12.jpg|[[Perverts]]
Image:Gap13.jpg|Can
Image:Gap14.jpg|[[Fap]]
Image:Gap15.jpg|Happily
Image:Gap16.jpg|I
Image:Gap17.jpg|Hope
Image:Gap18.jpg|You
Image:Gap19.jpg|Enjoy
Image:Gap20.jpg|The
Image:Gap21.jpg|Anus
Image:Gap22.jpg|Opening
Image:Gap23.jpg|Experience
Image:Gap24.jpg|Of
Image:Gap25.jpg|Seeing
Image:Gap26.jpg|All
Image:Gap27.jpg|This
Image:Gap28.jpg|[[Hardcore]]
Image:Gap29.jpg|[[Gay]]
Image:Gap30.jpg|[[Pornography]]
Image:Gap31.jpg|Hey
Image:Gap32.jpg|At
Image:Gap33.jpg|Least
Image:Gap34.jpg|It
Image:Gap35.jpg|Isn’t
Image:Gap36.jpg|As
Image:Gap37.jpg|Bad
Image:Gap38.jpg|As
Image:Gap39.jpg|[[Pain]]
Image:Gap40.jpg|[[Pain series|Series]]
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If you're too [[lazy]] to click on every picture, there's a slideshow of the entire picture set [http://www.goatsemarathon.com here].  Be warned, however: this site is owned and operated by the same fgt as [[Meatspin]].

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Image:Goatse oreilly.jpg|thumb|right|Goatse.cks: Resurrection. Much more disturbing than the original. Praise the [[Lawd]]!
Image:Girl_goatse.jpg|Girls can try too
Image:File.jpg
Image:2012goat.jpg|A Goatse-inspired [[Troll|alternative design]] for the [[London 2012 Olympics Logo]]
Image:Time_Goatse_Cover.jpg|It's amazing what a [[Mathematics|90 degree turn]] can do
Image:Goatse-time.jpg|A more explicit ''Time Magazine'' parody
Image:NYT Goatse 01 22 08.jpg|Goatse meets [[AIDS]] in the ''New York Times'' letters page
Image:AncientGoatse.jpeg|The legend of the Goatse has existed throughout time
Image:Goatsepants.jpg|Introducing the new Goatse(TM) line of clothing.
Image:pump.jpg
Image:1337-goatse.png|Goatse is [[1337]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]
Image:3-goatse-tattoo.jpg
Image:33059.Banners-in-my GOATSE!!.jpg
Image:Goatse melon.jpg
Image:Goatse ring.gif
Image:Asciiigoatse.JPG|[[Goatse#ASCII|ASCII Goatse]] in .jpg form
Image:Goatse_is_god.jpg|[[Goatse]] is the One [[True]] [[God]]
Image:Godse.cx.jpg|[[God]] is a fan of Goatse too
Image:Cosmic_Goatse.jpg|The Goatse nebula
Image:Goatselol.gif|Pluto is also a fan of [[EXTREME]] anal stretching
Image:Igoatse.jpg|[[Apple]] supports Goatse
Image:Goatpod.jpg|[[Moar]] support from Apple
Image:Goatse.gif
File:Laptop goatse.jpg
Image:Metro goatse.jpg|[[Canada]] loves Goatse too!
Image:Chicken cartoon goatse.gif
Image:Goatse_tree.jpg|Plz to be helping [[Goatse]]
Image:Goatse_sweater.jpg|The [[Goatse]] sweater
Image:Mexican_Goatse.JPG|Mexican car batteries do Goatse, too
Image:Kirkj.jpg|[[Kirk Johnson|The man]] around the anus
Image:ManHole.jpg
Image:Goatsewav.jpg|Goatse.wav
Image:Goatse4kids.jpg|Just so the kids aren't left out.
Image:Goatse-bookcover.jpg|[[DOUBLE NIGGER|Double the Goatse]], double the fun
Image:Goatze.gif|[[Real]] Goatse
Image:goatselazer.jpg
Image:Spartse.jpg|[[300|This is Spartse!]]
Image:Goatse_wordsearch.jpg|[[Seriously|Found on back of a crayon pack]]
Image:3D_GOATSE.jpg|3D Goatse
Image:bush_goatse.jpg|The REAL weapon of <strike>m</strike>'''ass''' destruction
Image:reverse_goat.jpg
Image:Goatsewitness.jpg
Image:goatsegame.jpg|3D interactive Goatse in [[Gloom|Games]]
Image:Goatse4.jpg|A rare [[Madeleine McCann]] drawing
Image:Goatsegirl2.jpg|[[Goatse Girl]]
Image:Goatsecake.jpg|Yummy!
File:Glameow Goatse.png|[[Glameow|Who's that Pokemon]]?
Image:YiffGoatse.jpg|[[Digimon]] Goatse: [[yiff]]tastic
Image:LegoGoatse.jpg|[[wtf]].
Image:Goatse7.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my store?]]
Image:Goatsepokemon.gif|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Pokemon]]?
Image:Targoat.jpg
Image:Tamagotchigoatse.jpg
Image:Lordoftheringsgoatse.jpg|Lord of the Goatse
Image:Worsethangoatse.jpg|Worse than Goatse.
Image:BowserGoatse.jpg|[[X? in my Y?|Goatse? In my]] [[Nintendo]]?
Image:Mariots.gif|[[Moar]] [[Nintendo]] Goatse.
Image:Goatsewars.jpg|Behold the [[star wars|GoatseStar]]!
Image:Goatse.jpg
Image:Goatsecola.jpg|Delicious Goatse Cola
Image:Goatseoflove.jpg|Barry Bonds hit number 760
Image:Westnet.gif|Westnet logo
Image:Saddam_goatse.jpg|The hole they dug [[Saddam Hussein]] out of
Image:goatcomp.jpg|WANT!
Image:Goatsecake2.jpg|<nowiki>Goatse</nowiki>[[cake]] [[2.0]] - edible art!
Image:Mooning.jpg|[[fail]]
Image:Homerhatesgoatse.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!!!
Image:Tv_kids.JPG
Image:Goatse_the_Snack.jpg|[[Delicious_cake|It is delicious goatse, you must eat it]]
Image:Wtfgoatse.jpg|[[Broadcaster]] gone wrong :O
Image:GoatseBioshock.jpg|[[Bioshock]] Goatse
Image:Goatgle.jpg|[[Google]] supports Goatse
Image:In_memory_of_a_legend.jpg|A touching tribute to the cornhole that changed the world.
Image:Goatsegame.gif
Image:ReverseGoatse.jpg
Image:Petgoatse.jpg|My Pet Goatse
Image:Arnold goatse.gif|[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Ahnold]] does not care for Goatse.
Image:TreeGoatse.jpg|Unprotected treehugging
Image:GoatseSky.jpg|Look!  Up in the sky...
Image:ChinaKidGoatse.jpg|In 2008, Gloria Ip Tung of [[China]] won the 17th International Children's Competition with this image. Really.
Image:Moog 176.jpg|Medical Goatse in the making!
Image:Moog 177.jpg|Go ask your nearest proctologist [[nao]]
Image:Moog 178.jpg|[[Lie|It's a lot of fun!!]]
Image:Stargate_goatsefinished.jpg
Image:Horroatse.jpg|The horror has not just one name.
Image:Watchmengoatse.jpg|Goatse makes a cameo in [[Watchmen]]
Image:Tattoo.jpg|Ass tattoo.
Image:Tattoo ass.jpg|Another ass tattoo.
Image:ITS_LOGIC_BITCH.jpg|A slightly <s>less</s> homosexual variant
Image:1guy1cameragoatse.jpg|It's one of those days; when it’s a minute away from snowing, and there was this [[electricity]] in the air, you can almost feel it, right? And this [[dildo]] was just... dancing with me. Like a little kid, begging me to play with it, for 15 minutes. That’s the day I realized that there are this entire life behind things and this incredible benevolent force reminding me not to be afraid of anything...ever. A photo is a poor excuse, I know, but it helps me remember, I need to remember. Sometimes there's so much [[emo|beauty]] in the world, I feel like I can't take it and my heart just going to cave in.
Image:Goatsebusters.jpg|Who ya gonna call?
Image:Goatse-Cookies.jpg|for the (w)hole family ''(found on [http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/Goatse_Offical the Official Goatse 2.0 Information Group])''
File:Goatseblink.gif|Goatse for epeliptics.
Image:Goatse_oh_exploitable.png|[[oh exploitable]]
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<center>{{cg|Gallery of Lame Copies|galleryoflamecopies|center|<gallery>
Image:Bert_spagnola_note.jpg|Chef Bert Spagnola poses with a list of his buddies to prove his identity at an internet forum.
Image:Bert_spagnola_knife.jpg|Chef Bert Spagnola makes like Goatse with a knife, emblazoned with an administrator's name to prove his loyalty at an inernet forum.
Image:Goatsemini.jpg|Lame cam-whore copy in training
Image:Goatsepinkfloyd.jpg|Goatse back in his touring days with Pinkfloyd
Image:Dorian thorn asshole boner.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn]] hopes one day his asshole will be as gapingly famous as Goatse's.
Image:Orangutang log goatse.jpg|[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]: Some [[furry]] sitting on a steel bar
Image:Kermit_goatse.jpg|Muppets have the gapingest assholes
Image:Norbert_Goatse.jpg|Norb enforces Rule 46.
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Image:FUCKING LOL.jpg|Wouldn't be complete without some cartoon [[furry]] crap
Image:Hello2.jpg
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Image:Facial Goatse.JPG| [[Transformers|Grindor]] dies of FACIAL GOATSE caused by [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]].
Image:Olympic-goatse.jpg| Goatse on the [[United Kingdom|BBC]]
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Image:Furry goatse.jpg|[[Furfag]] version.
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== Low-Quality [[ASCII]] Rendition ==

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g                                               g  
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
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If you are a [[pussy|too nice a person]] to use Goatse as a trolling tool, redirect someone to the [[shock]]ing ASCII version [http://goatse.ch/ here].

[http://neil.fraser.name/scripts/img2html.pl?img=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3262%2F3216434848_5f41ed2378_t.jpg&cmd=Convert High Quality HTML rendition]

== A Novel Way To Troll ==

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: '''Eric [8:47 PM]:'''  dude i have this site i post all my pics on for the class
: '''Eric [8:47 PM]:'''  want to see them
: '''Eric [8:47 PM]:'''  ?
: '''Mike [8:47 PM]:'''  Sure
: '''Eric [8:47 PM]:'''  they're kind of controversial
: '''Eric [8:47 PM]:'''  <nowiki>[</nowiki>[http://www.tinyurl.com Tinyurl Goatse mirror link] [http://www.tinyurl.com defunct Tinyurl shock site link]<nowiki>]</nowiki>
: '''Mike [8:48 PM]:'''  [[WTF|holy shit dude]]
: '''Eric [8:48 PM]:'''  [[lol]]
: '''Mike [8:53 PM]:'''  They were for Gavenus' class???
: '''Eric [8:54 PM]:'''  LOL yea, he said they were "[[artistic]]"
: '''Eric [8:55 PM]:'''  He said the first was ok, but the second was too over the top
: '''Mike [8:55 PM]:'''  Yeah I'll say
: '''Mike [8:57 PM]:'''  OK dude, I just looked at your pic...I still don't know you...you sure your talking to the right s/n?
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==Stars of Goatse==

[[Faggotry|Science]] has given us a new way to [[troll]] with Goatse. Observe the image below and scroll slowly.

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==Animated==

[[Image:AnimatedGoatse.gif|frame|center]]

==Reverse!==

[[Image:Reverse goatse.jpg|frame|center|]]

==Fan work==
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Goatse in the sky (real, not shopped)
== See Also ==
[[Image:Goatse_candy.jpg|thumb|right|Ever wanted to know what Goatse tastes like?  Now's your chance]]

[[Image:Goastelick.gif|thumb|right|Goatses can be quite tasty.]]

* [[Shock site]]
** [[Goatse Girl]]
** [[Femse]]
** [[Discharges]]
* [[Adam Savage]]
* [[BME]]
* [[Anal]]
* [[London 2012 Olympics Logo]]
* [[1guy1jar|A challenger appears]]

== External Links ==

* [http://goatse.cx/ The original] - Back up as a parody page!
* [http://www.petitiononline.com/Goatse/petition.html OMG E-ACTIVISM!] - Fuck you, Christmas Island
* [http://www.goatse.ru/ Found a new mirror!] 
* [http://www.goatsemarathon.com Goatse Marathon] - [[Web 2.0]] update: an SWF that displays the entire set sequentially
* [[Wikipedia:Goatse.cx|Goatse is "notable" enough that even the douchebags at TOW can't help but cover it]]; while [[wikipedo]]es use [[Bullshit|WP:BS]] and [[Fail|WP:FAIL]] to refuse a [[Tubcat]] article, the real point is to restart the campaign for them to have an "Anal Stretching" article.
* [http://www.kolumbus.fi/xtmb/goatsefloppy/ Trolling tools]
* [http://www.goetzecandy.com/ The candy] - It sticks to your gums like hell
* [http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/goatse_ipod_skin.html Buy the iGoatse cover] for your [[iPod]] today!
* [http://www.billygoatgoatse.com/ Goatse] Tribute Site
* [http://security.goatse.fr/ Goatse Security: Gaping Holes Exposed] - a computer security company
* [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/lcbbipjpehjedpdedgdpopceknmmbipi/ Official Google Chrome Goatse Extension] - a plugin for Google Chrome Browser
* [http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=KirkJ Official profile of Kirk Johnson] from [http://www.xtube.com/ www.xtube.com] with some performance
* [http://www.imagefap.com/profile.php?user=KirkJ The Man Behind The Goatse] - [[over 9000]] pics !
* [http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/Goatse_Offical The Official Goatse 2.0 Information Group - ''on Yahoo'']

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