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[[Image:Madrazo cheating.JPG|thumb|450px|Suspiciously fresh, pathetically old.]]
After a humiliating defeat in [[California|Mexico]]'s presidential election in 2006, [[beaner]] '''Roberto Madrazo''''s futile attempt to become the next Speedy Gonzales [[failed]] [[epic|miserably]] in the 2007 Berlin Marathon. Organizers said he didn't win the 55-and-over category after they realized Madrazo took a shortcut. 


== Complete fucktard ==
According to a computer microchip that runners carried, Madrazo took only 21 minutes to cover a nine-mile section of the course&mdash;a pace that beats the 100-metre record by over a second (150 times) and equivalent to a full marathon in just over '''one''' hour. Madrazo disappeared midway through the course before reappearing some miles later, winning his [[ancient|age group]] and slashing an hour off his personal record. It was difficult for him to defuse the suspicions, thanks to the Germans' [[obsession]] with accuracy. 

Madrazo's such a [[loser]], that in a photograph taken as he crossed the finish line, wearing an ear-to-ear grin, pumping his arms in the air like a black [[retarded|mongoloid]], and looking completely fresh, some photographer noticed his outfit. A windbreaker, hat, and long, skintight running pants&mdash; too much clothing, some said, for a person who had just run a marathon in 60-degree weather.

The photographer alerted race organizers that they might have a cheat on their hands... and he was right.
[[Image:Germangirlposter.jpg|thumb|Lesson learned: Don't fuck with the Germans.]]
"It was so obvious to me, if you look at everyone else that's in the picture, everyone's wearing T-shirts and shorts, and the guy's got a jacket on and a hat or whatever," the guy said. "I looked at it and was like, wait a second."

Bottom line: Don't fuck with the Germans. Don't cheat with microchips. '''Don't do a Madrazo.'''

== See Also ==

*[[Spics]]
*[[Idiot]]




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