User talk:Hipcrime/SURPRISINGLY POOR JUDGE JUDY FANTASY, BY HIPCRIME

major plot hole

i think i meant i cut off my dickskin and used it as a condom. the blood for lube sorta negates that, though, but this one was done while i was drinking or drunk. -hipcrime 16:08, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

OMG I CAME ACROSS THIS BY ACCIDENT! WTF DID I JUST READ? Tigercommander 13:02, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

glad to be of service. :3 -hipcrime 13:25, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

SLOW CLAP

Negative Memory Retrieval 17:34, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

slow bow? anyway i'm glad you got a kick out of it. :3 -hipcrime 23:59, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

Genuinely arousing in a decidedly shameful sort of way. —  VX  00:09, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

you are missed. :) Hipcrime (talk) 01:01, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

and then Daniel Brandt showed up

holy fuck I IRLol'd so hard. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:47, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

:D -hipcrime 14:08, 3 June 2015 (EDT)