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�01[21:34] <%hipcrime> id do him �01[21:34] <%hipcrime> he deserves aids [21:35] <%mescalito> white nigger [21:35] <%mescalito> def deserves aids [21:35] <@dys> HE DESERVES SUPER AIDS [21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> dont use your aids as a weapon [21:35] <%mescalito> ignore Cunt_Destroyer [21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> aids should be used to HEAL [21:35] <@dys> BIOWEAPON [21:35] <%mescalito> and do use your aids as a weapon �01[21:35] <%hipcrime> "stop using secks as a weapon" [21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> stab people with aids needles �01[21:35] <%hipcrime> pat benetar? [21:35] <%mescalito> make love into war [21:35] <@dys> AIDSBOMBS UP IN THIS BITCH �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> i can do that. the casualties are all buried in ohio �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> and thus �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> all the witnesses are dead [21:36] <%mescalito> cunning �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> i can claim an ordinary past �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> maybe claim my aids is from hemophilia �01[21:36] <%hipcrime> what a plain way to get aids [21:36] <@dys> necrophilia [21:36] <%mescalito> homophilia �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> not even associated with the secks or the drugs �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> and he was freshly dead �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> and i love him �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> so it dont count [21:37] <@dys> :| [21:37] <Homicide> By jove, tis greater than nine score! �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> plus he was warm �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> so there. [21:37] <@dys> so where �01[21:37] <%hipcrime> what would u do if you woke next to the love of your life and he was dead �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> one last time? or let the coroner take him away �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> its not like anyone was looking �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> he woulda wanted it that way [21:38] <@dys> let the coroner take him away [21:38] <@dys> lol �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> and frankly he woulda got a kick out of it [21:38] <@dys> aren't you a bottom? �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> so. �01[21:38] <%hipcrime> yes but i am also a man �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> morning wood [21:39] <@dys> oic �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> he loved my morning wood [21:39] <@dys> was there shit everywhere? �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> nope [21:39] <@dys> from him being dead �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> that is not true �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> there was nothing [21:39] <@dys> It is if you have to shit �01[21:39] <%hipcrime> he mustve not needed to [21:39] <@dys> mustve �01[21:40] <%hipcrime> plus his colon was prlly paralyzed �01[21:40] <%hipcrime> from all the morphia and etc [21:40] <@dys> did u cum in him? �01[21:40] <%hipcrime> yes kinda [21:40] <@Cunt_Destroyer> :| �01[21:40] <%hipcrime> i think a lil got inside �03[21:40] * Joins: tbs ([email protected]) [21:40] <%mescalito> |: �02[21:40] * Quits: %noveltyfactor ([email protected]�) (Quit: Leaving�) �01[21:40] <%hipcrime> but i didnt want to leave evidence cuz i knew... deep down... i knew it wasnt right �06[21:40] * +VolkStroker applauds [21:41] <@dys> exactly [21:41] <@dys> evidence �01[21:41] <%hipcrime> wat u want evidence? [21:41] <@dys> cause you were worried about the moral issue �01[21:41] <%hipcrime> yes �01[21:41] <%hipcrime> a little [21:41] <@dys> of you fucking your dead boyfriend �01[21:41] <%hipcrime> not enough to not do it tho [21:41] <@dys> apparently �01[21:41] <%hipcrime> the first obit was taken out by us �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> his friends �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> the second one was his family and is whitewashed �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> bastards �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> THE MAN WAS WARM �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> the only diff is he was lifeless [21:42] <@dys> they probably disapproved of his life choices �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> yes i reckon �03[21:42] * Parts: warhol ([email protected]) �01[21:42] <%hipcrime> larry was very influential on th eperson i am today [21:43] <+VolkStroker> wait i actually started reading. This actually happened? �01[21:43] <%hipcrime> larry clifford poling. its poetic to hear now [21:43] <@dys> warm dead = it's aaaaawwwiighht �01[21:43] <%hipcrime> it is �01[21:43] <%hipcrime> if it is love �01[21:43] <%hipcrime> i found his pic [21:43] <%mescalito> VolkStroker, of course it did �01[21:43] <%hipcrime> and his obit ;_; �01[21:44] <%hipcrime> I LOVED HIM �01[21:44] <%hipcrime> and still do �02[21:44] * Quits: +eta_carinae ([email protected]�) (Quit: It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.�) �01[21:44] <%hipcrime> i would never do something to him that he didnt approve of �01[21:44] <%hipcrime> he was my everything [21:44] <@dys> you make a very powerful argument for fucking the dead �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> this dead �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> this guy �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> only �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> besides i dont even think its against the law in ohio [21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> have intercourse with dead bodies [21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> every day [21:45] <@dys> LOL �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> or wasnt in 1997ish �01[21:45] <%hipcrime> youll see when you wake next to your dead lover [21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> for real �01[21:46] <%hipcrime> and my sisters tale is better [21:46] <@dys> Well I will def. die before her �01[21:46] <%hipcrime> cuz she was trapped �01[21:46] <%hipcrime> why dys [21:46] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i just dont think i would be thinking about sex if i woke up to find my partner dead [21:46] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i would be thinking holy fuck hide the evidence [21:46] <@dys> 10 years older and I do lots of drinking/druging �01[21:46] <%hipcrime> it took a minute to realise he is dead [21:47] <@dys> Yeah I would be too distraught to fuck I think �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> its not like i put him in a trapeze or anything [21:47] <@dys> oh wait �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i knew it was coming [21:47] <@Cunt_Destroyer> lol �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i knew it was coming [21:47] <@dys> you started fucking �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> so there was no distraught �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> yes [21:47] <@dys> then realized he was dead? �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i woke �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> put my arm around him to spoon �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> and realised �01[21:47] <%hipcrime> he wasnt moving [21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> lol gay people �01[21:48] <%hipcrime> the way he didnt react �01[21:48] <%hipcrime> it was odd [21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> did he have a lisp [21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> loli: do you have a lisp �01[21:48] <%hipcrime> no he was v butch [21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i heard you have a lisp �01[21:48] <%hipcrime> dont write any articles about larry plz [21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i wont faggot [21:48] <@dys> not planning on it �01[21:48] <%hipcrime> ok �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> ok [21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> why the fuck would i do that [21:49] <@dys> lol Cunt_Destroyer �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> cool [21:49] <@dys> SO ANGRY �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> before the internet anyway �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> dunno lol [21:49] <%Faust> that was more qotn material anyways [21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i dont even speak english [21:49] <@dys> oh yeah �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> wat [21:49] <@dys> We def. got quotes �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> ok cool [21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> QUE �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> lol [21:49] <@dys> Cunt_Destroyer you filthy fucking heathen �01[21:49] <%hipcrime> <3 larry [21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> RIP LARRY [21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> AIDS DID LARRY �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> yep [21:50] <@dys> NEVAR FORGET �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> pneumocystis �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> its all treatable now �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> thats why it sucks [21:50] <%Faust> is that a lung thing? �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> yes �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> ive had it �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> about 10 times �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> but i smoke [21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> go get that fancy new aids cure �01[21:50] <%hipcrime> and smoked crack �01[21:51] <%hipcrime> that fancy aids cure isnt avail in the us [21:51] <@dys> Pneumocystis is commonly found in the lungs of healthy people, but being a source of opportunistic infection it can cause a lung infection in people with a weak immune system. Pneumocystis pneumonia is especially seen in people with cancer, HIV/AIDS and the use of medications that affect the immune system. [21:51] <@Cunt_Destroyer> this is obama's fault �01[21:51] <%hipcrime> and not even trials cuz of the stem cell research limitations [21:51] <%Faust> hipcrime: Did you know that you can probably blame your HIV on the promiscuity of a single French Canadian? �01[21:51] <%hipcrime> yes gaetan dubois or somethin �01[21:51] <%hipcrime> pt zero [21:51] <%mescalito> was he the one that was fucking chimps [21:52] <%Faust> gd french canadians [21:52] <%mescalito> or eating them or however it jumped �01[21:52] <%hipcrime> i saw the sixty minutes ep [21:52] <@dys> FUCK THE FRENCH [21:52] <%Faust> no �01[21:52] <%hipcrime> ok [21:52] <%Faust> you could get aids �01[21:52] <%hipcrime> casci is first �03[21:52] * casci was kicked by dys (FUCK YOU FOR INVENTING AIDS�) [21:52] <%mescalito> casci has aids? [21:52] <@Cunt_Destroyer> especially fuck french canadians �01[21:52] <%hipcrime> he shall �01[21:52] <%hipcrime> i shall see to it [21:52] <%mescalito> o [21:52] <%mescalito> excellent [21:52] <%mescalito> he'll never see it coming �01[21:53] <%hipcrime> how can he miss my dong �01[21:53] <%hipcrime> my dick of death [21:53] <@dys> he's french �01[21:53] <%hipcrime> yes [21:53] <%mescalito> ^ [21:53] <@dys> he will find a way �01[21:53] <%hipcrime> and hot [21:53] <@dys> lol [21:54] <%Faust> casci catches the eye's of every gay man �01[21:54] <%hipcrime> i dont think my stories would make a good book maybe a punk song but i dont care for punk �01[21:54] <%hipcrime> yes i see why [21:54] <%mescalito> casci is a temptress �01[21:54] <%hipcrime> vile temptress �01[21:54] <%hipcrime> everything looks like crack �01[21:54] <%hipcrime> when youre a crackhead [21:54] <%mescalito> gg allin probably already wrote that song �01[21:55] <%hipcrime> oh dont make me listen to her [21:55] <@dys> hipcrime they totally would �01[21:55] <%hipcrime> (her is an old gay meme) �03[21:55] * Joins: foobar ([email protected]) [21:55] <@dys> we need to write this �01[21:55] <%hipcrime> ok [21:55] <@dys> the gay community will eat it up [21:55] <@dys> and we will make monies �03[21:55] * foobar was kicked by Faust (too much foo, not enough bar�) �01[21:55] <%hipcrime> but you prolly have the bulk of the material already �03[21:55] * Joins: foobar ([email protected]) �01[21:55] <%hipcrime> im all for monies [21:56] <@dys> we will have to sit and talk about it [21:56] <@dys> what exactly should be in etc. �01[21:56] <%hipcrime> but fucking one corpse and putting one rock with menses in my mouth does not a book make �01[21:56] <%hipcrime> oh and smoking shit [21:56] <@dys> no [21:57] <@dys> but I am sure you have more stories than those �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> fucking fucker needs to lrn 2 douche �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> yes �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> but those are the best [21:57] <@dys> see �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> see? �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> =D �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> ^clown lips [21:57] <@dys> :O �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> :| [21:57] <@dys> DDDDDDDDDDDDDD::::::::::::::: �01[21:57] <%hipcrime> ^frown [21:57] <@dys> >:| [21:58] <@dys> :P �01[21:58] <%hipcrime> why^ �01[21:58] <%hipcrime> ^^^