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Treat my corpse like a bitch
�01[21:34] <%hipcrime> id do him
�01[21:34] <%hipcrime> he deserves aids
[21:35] <%mescalito> white nigger
[21:35] <%mescalito> def deserves aids 
[21:35] <@dys> HE DESERVES SUPER AIDS
[21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> dont use your aids as a weapon 
[21:35] <%mescalito> ignore Cunt_Destroyer 
[21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> aids should be used to HEAL
[21:35] <@dys> BIOWEAPON
[21:35] <%mescalito> and do use your aids as a weapon
�01[21:35] <%hipcrime> "stop using secks as a weapon"
[21:35] <@Cunt_Destroyer> stab people with aids needles 
�01[21:35] <%hipcrime> pat benetar?
[21:35] <%mescalito> make love into war
[21:35] <@dys> AIDSBOMBS UP IN THIS BITCH
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> i can do that. the casualties are all buried in ohio
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> and thus
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> all the witnesses are dead
[21:36] <%mescalito> cunning
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> i can claim an ordinary past
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> maybe claim my aids is from hemophilia
�01[21:36] <%hipcrime> what a plain way to get aids
[21:36] <@dys> necrophilia
[21:36] <%mescalito> homophilia 
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> not even associated with the secks or the drugs
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> and he was freshly dead
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> and i love him
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> so it dont count
[21:37] <@dys> :|
[21:37] <Homicide> By jove, tis greater than nine score!
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> plus he was warm
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> so there.
[21:37] <@dys> so where
�01[21:37] <%hipcrime> what would u do if you woke next to the love of your life and he was dead
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> one last time? or let the coroner take him away
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> its not like anyone was looking
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> he woulda wanted it that way
[21:38] <@dys> let the coroner take him away
[21:38] <@dys> lol
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> and frankly he woulda got a kick out of it
[21:38] <@dys> aren't you a bottom?
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> so.
�01[21:38] <%hipcrime> yes but i am also a man
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> morning wood
[21:39] <@dys> oic
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> he loved my morning wood
[21:39] <@dys> was there shit everywhere?
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> nope
[21:39] <@dys> from him being dead
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> that is not true
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> there was nothing
[21:39] <@dys> It is if you have to shit
�01[21:39] <%hipcrime> he mustve not needed to
[21:39] <@dys> mustve
�01[21:40] <%hipcrime> plus his colon was prlly paralyzed
�01[21:40] <%hipcrime> from all the morphia and etc
[21:40] <@dys> did u cum in him?
�01[21:40] <%hipcrime> yes kinda
[21:40] <@Cunt_Destroyer> :|
�01[21:40] <%hipcrime> i think a lil got inside
�03[21:40] * Joins: tbs ([email protected])
[21:40] <%mescalito> |:
�02[21:40] * Quits: %noveltyfactor ([email protected]�) (Quit: Leaving�)
�01[21:40] <%hipcrime> but i didnt want to leave evidence cuz i knew... deep down... i knew it wasnt right
�06[21:40] * +VolkStroker applauds
[21:41] <@dys> exactly
[21:41] <@dys> evidence
�01[21:41] <%hipcrime> wat u want evidence?
[21:41] <@dys> cause you were worried about the moral issue
�01[21:41] <%hipcrime> yes
�01[21:41] <%hipcrime> a little
[21:41] <@dys> of you fucking your dead boyfriend
�01[21:41] <%hipcrime> not enough to not do it tho
[21:41] <@dys> apparently
�01[21:41] <%hipcrime> the first obit was taken out by us
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> his friends
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> the second one was his family and is whitewashed
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> bastards
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> THE MAN WAS WARM
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> the only diff is he was lifeless
[21:42] <@dys> they probably disapproved of his life choices
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> yes i reckon
�03[21:42] * Parts: warhol ([email protected])
�01[21:42] <%hipcrime> larry was very influential on th eperson i am today
[21:43] <+VolkStroker> wait i actually started reading. This actually happened?
�01[21:43] <%hipcrime> larry clifford poling. its poetic to hear now
[21:43] <@dys> warm dead = it's aaaaawwwiighht
�01[21:43] <%hipcrime> it is
�01[21:43] <%hipcrime> if it is love
�01[21:43] <%hipcrime> i found his pic
[21:43] <%mescalito> VolkStroker, of course it did
�01[21:43] <%hipcrime> and his obit   ;_;
�01[21:44] <%hipcrime> I LOVED HIM
�01[21:44] <%hipcrime> and still do
�02[21:44] * Quits: +eta_carinae ([email protected]�) (Quit: It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.�)
�01[21:44] <%hipcrime> i would never do something to him that he didnt approve of
�01[21:44] <%hipcrime> he was my everything
[21:44] <@dys> you make a very powerful argument for fucking the dead
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> this dead
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> this guy
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> only
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> besides i dont even think its against the law in ohio
[21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> have intercourse with dead bodies
[21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> every day
[21:45] <@dys> LOL
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> or wasnt in 1997ish
�01[21:45] <%hipcrime> youll see when you wake next to your dead lover
[21:45] <@Cunt_Destroyer> for real
�01[21:46] <%hipcrime> and my sisters tale is better
[21:46] <@dys> Well I will def. die before her
�01[21:46] <%hipcrime> cuz she was trapped
�01[21:46] <%hipcrime> why dys
[21:46] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i just dont think i would be thinking about sex if i woke up to find my partner dead
[21:46] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i would be thinking holy fuck hide the evidence 
[21:46] <@dys> 10 years older and I do lots of drinking/druging
�01[21:46] <%hipcrime> it took a minute to realise he is dead
[21:47] <@dys> Yeah I would be too distraught to fuck I think
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> its not like i put him in a trapeze or anything
[21:47] <@dys> oh wait
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i knew it was coming
[21:47] <@Cunt_Destroyer> lol
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i knew it was coming
[21:47] <@dys> you started fucking
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> so there was no distraught
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> yes
[21:47] <@dys> then realized he was dead?
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> no
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> i woke
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> put my arm around him to spoon
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> and realised
�01[21:47] <%hipcrime> he wasnt moving
[21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> lol gay people
�01[21:48] <%hipcrime> the way he didnt react 
�01[21:48] <%hipcrime> it was odd
[21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> did he have a lisp 
[21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> loli: do you have a lisp
�01[21:48] <%hipcrime> no he was v butch
[21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i heard you have a lisp
�01[21:48] <%hipcrime> dont write any articles about larry plz
[21:48] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i wont faggot
[21:48] <@dys> not planning on it
�01[21:48] <%hipcrime> ok
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> ok
[21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> why the fuck would i do that
[21:49] <@dys> lol Cunt_Destroyer
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> cool
[21:49] <@dys> SO ANGRY
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> before the internet anyway
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> dunno lol
[21:49] <%Faust> that was more qotn material anyways
[21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> i dont even speak english
[21:49] <@dys> oh yeah
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> wat
[21:49] <@dys> We def. got quotes
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> ok cool
[21:49] <@Cunt_Destroyer> QUE
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> lol
[21:49] <@dys> Cunt_Destroyer you filthy fucking heathen
�01[21:49] <%hipcrime> <3 larry
[21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> RIP LARRY
[21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> AIDS DID LARRY
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> yep
[21:50] <@dys> NEVAR FORGET
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> pneumocystis
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> its all treatable now
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> thats why it sucks
[21:50] <%Faust> is that a lung thing?
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> yes
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> ive had it
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> about 10 times
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> but i smoke
[21:50] <@Cunt_Destroyer> go get that fancy new aids cure
�01[21:50] <%hipcrime> and smoked crack
�01[21:51] <%hipcrime> that fancy aids cure isnt avail in the us
[21:51] <@dys> Pneumocystis is commonly found in the lungs of healthy people, but being a source of opportunistic infection it can cause a lung infection in people with a weak immune system. Pneumocystis pneumonia is especially seen in people with cancer, HIV/AIDS and the use of medications that affect the immune system.
[21:51] <@Cunt_Destroyer> this is obama's fault
�01[21:51] <%hipcrime> and not even trials cuz of the stem cell research limitations
[21:51] <%Faust> hipcrime: Did you know that you can probably blame your HIV on the promiscuity of a single French Canadian?
�01[21:51] <%hipcrime> yes gaetan dubois or somethin
�01[21:51] <%hipcrime> pt zero
[21:51] <%mescalito> was he the one that was fucking chimps
[21:52] <%Faust> gd french canadians
[21:52] <%mescalito> or eating them or however it jumped 
�01[21:52] <%hipcrime> i saw the sixty minutes ep
[21:52] <@dys> FUCK THE FRENCH
[21:52] <%Faust> no
�01[21:52] <%hipcrime> ok
[21:52] <%Faust> you could get aids
�01[21:52] <%hipcrime> casci is first
�03[21:52] * casci was kicked by dys (FUCK YOU FOR INVENTING AIDS�)
[21:52] <%mescalito> casci has aids?
[21:52] <@Cunt_Destroyer> especially fuck french canadians 
�01[21:52] <%hipcrime> he shall
�01[21:52] <%hipcrime> i shall see to it
[21:52] <%mescalito> o
[21:52] <%mescalito> excellent
[21:52] <%mescalito> he'll never see it coming
�01[21:53] <%hipcrime> how can he miss my dong
�01[21:53] <%hipcrime> my dick of death
[21:53] <@dys> he's french
�01[21:53] <%hipcrime> yes
[21:53] <%mescalito> ^
[21:53] <@dys> he will find a way
�01[21:53] <%hipcrime> and hot
[21:53] <@dys> lol
[21:54] <%Faust> casci catches the eye's of every gay man
�01[21:54] <%hipcrime> i dont think my stories would make a good book maybe a punk song but i dont care for punk
�01[21:54] <%hipcrime> yes i see why
[21:54] <%mescalito> casci is a temptress 
�01[21:54] <%hipcrime> vile temptress
�01[21:54] <%hipcrime> everything looks like crack
�01[21:54] <%hipcrime> when youre a crackhead
[21:54] <%mescalito> gg allin probably already wrote that song 
�01[21:55] <%hipcrime> oh dont make me listen to her
[21:55] <@dys> hipcrime they totally would
�01[21:55] <%hipcrime> (her is an old gay meme)
�03[21:55] * Joins: foobar ([email protected])
[21:55] <@dys> we need to write this
�01[21:55] <%hipcrime> ok
[21:55] <@dys> the gay community will eat it up
[21:55] <@dys> and we will make monies
�03[21:55] * foobar was kicked by Faust (too much foo, not enough bar�)
�01[21:55] <%hipcrime> but you prolly have the bulk of the material already
�03[21:55] * Joins: foobar ([email protected])
�01[21:55] <%hipcrime> im all for monies
[21:56] <@dys> we will have to sit and talk about it
[21:56] <@dys> what exactly should be in etc.
�01[21:56] <%hipcrime> but fucking one corpse and putting one rock with menses in my mouth does not a book make
�01[21:56] <%hipcrime> oh and smoking shit
[21:56] <@dys> no
[21:57] <@dys> but I am sure you have more stories than those
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> fucking fucker needs to lrn 2 douche
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> yes
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> but those are the best
[21:57] <@dys> see
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> see?
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> =D
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> ^clown lips
[21:57] <@dys> :O
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> :|
[21:57] <@dys> DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:::::::::::::::
�01[21:57] <%hipcrime> ^frown
[21:57] <@dys> >:|
[21:58] <@dys> :P
�01[21:58] <%hipcrime> why^
�01[21:58] <%hipcrime> ^^^