Vermin/Sickpuppy

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sick puppy goes by brian in real life but its actually his middle name. this is because he hates his first name and if you knew what it was you would understand why lol. he lives all alone in a shit apartment in hillbilly state of ohio almost in michigan. another shit state. not even pets want to be his roommate!!

he lives sad life since the fact that he's almost 30 and not married or anything. he has only had sex with like 1 girl and that was 3 years ago!! he says its because he's not ready to be settled down yet but really he just sucks with relationships and girls in general. he can't even cyber right.

an example of his friends: one is name mike and he likes to get sweaty and wrestle with him like a manly man. and mike is a medievil lord of the rings larper fag that plays dungeons and dragons and even though brian doesn't like the game he still plays it just so he can make his loser friend happy. brian also likes going to the gym a lot to hang out with other sweaty guys. his favorite part is the showers afterwards!!

he is kind of a furry and likes to pretend to be a wolf in his online life which is his favorite over his real life. he doesn't wear deoderant because he thinks its un natural so he smells like a filthy animal. he showers by only washing his hair and then using only water on his body (not soap) so he will stink even more. maybe that's why he's still single lol.

next time he shouldn't leave his internet open when he has friends over so they can't let everyone know how much of a loser he is!! lol u mad? good luck at your new job fag